Location:
Cactus Trails Trading Co.




 

Pre-Made Fire

$Priceless

You know what? Forget lighters and matches. Way too much work when you can buy pre-made fire right here. Work smart, not hard. Get lit.


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Build Your Own Desk Boulder!

Step 1: Cut along perforated line
Step 2: Crumple paper into boulder
Step 3: Place boulder on desk

Now you have a desk boulder! It's Lit!